15 Signs That You're A Crazy Dog Lady


1. There is no better feeling than seeing a wagging tail at the window when you come home from work. Get into these arms you happy little creature.
2. Your dog no longer knows what their dog bed is for as they sleep in bed with you.
3. The fact that your dog almost has more clothes than you. Any excuse to put them in a cute little jumper.
4. You hate leaving them at home by themselves and you count how many hours it will be till you are reunited. "Only 5 hours and 3 minutes until we are reunited my little fluff ball"
5. Saying goodbye means it takes you 10 minutes longer to leave the house. It is so not okay to leave without a big cuddle or two and 6 kisses.
6. Your camera roll is so full of pictures of your dog that it actually may have past the cute stage and jumped straight into totally obsessed.
7. You have full blown conversation with your dog. Asking "did you have a good day?" and "what shall we have for dinner tonight?" has become the norm in your house.
8. You have fully accepted the fact that you no longer want kids as you are happy enough with your many 4 legged-friends. Babies scream and cry, my dog is an angel...who's the real winner here?
9. Inviting people round for dinner and making them fully aware that if they are not okay with the dogs being around them when they eat that they are more than welcome to take their meal elsewhere.
10. It is impossible for you to walk past a dog in the street without almost going into cardiac arrest and running over for cuddles.
11. Having a bit of a sad day and realising that you just need to stay in and cuddle your pooch all day and you'll feel immediately better. Humans suck anyway.
12. All your friends have a list of names for their future children and you're sat there with a name for all your future dogs. Breed specific and everything.
13. 'The more the merrier' is the most true saying. ALL THE WOOFERS.
14. Your house will be littered with dog toys but you let your dog play with your socks too because "how can you say no to that face?"
15. You'd be lying if you said you haven't atleast once skyped your dog when you've had to leave them behind with a fellow human friend.
How many furry friends do you have in your life?
nicole x


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